The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The only source of the true Ridiculous (as it appears to me) is affectation — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
I swing my arms to loosen myself up. Place my fists on my hips. then drop them to my sides. Saliva's filling… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
If Harvard is $60,000 and University of Toronto, where I went to school, is maybe six. So you're really telling me that… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
That's one of the problems with the Zeppelin stuff. It sounds ridiculous on MP3. You can't hear what's there properly. — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
Don't strive for somebody else's notion of perfection. It's an unattainable and ultimately ridiculous goal. Strive instead to be uniquely yourself and… — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
I think I was always realistic - well, not the Percy thing, that was ridiculous - but I never dreamed of being… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things… — Rick Barry Copy Share Image
I know quite well that one needs ridiculous, mad situations like that; one can't write really well about anything else. Why was… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
The mind must not be forced; artificial and constrained manners fill it with foolish presumption, through unnatural elevation and vain and ridiculous… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I find American football quite ridiculous generally. I don't understand it. It looks like a lot of guys dressed up as spacemen… — Alex Kapranos Copy Share Image
I must furnish those, who would protect or save life, with an energy source, which produces energy so cheaply that nuclear fission… — Viktor Schauberger Copy Share Image
My biggest vice is playing solitaire on my iPad. It's bad. I mean, it's ridiculous. — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
You know, you find that these stories ... will turn one of us into the good guy and one of us into… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous. Or this… — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
I often look ridiculous in Japan. There's really no way to eat in Japan, particularly kaiseki in a traditional ryokan, without offending… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot about my drive. I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
We know today about nutrition and we know about exercise. There's no reason for anybody to be sick and tired, fat and… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Every man whom chance alone has, by some accident, made a public character, hardly ever fails of becoming, in a short time,… — Jean Francois Paul de Gondi Copy Share Image
When we put our trust in diplomacy, it is not because it is an inspiring or uplifting discourse or because it helps… — Noah Feldman Copy Share Image
I walk along a street and see in the faces of the passersby not the expression they really have but the expression… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
After years spent trying to deal with the effects of COINTELPRO, my rage at the FBI's almost unimaginable evil remains undiminished because… — William Kunstler Copy Share Image
