Ridiculous Quotes · Page 9

The Constitution is only there to regulate matters.

— Jacob Zuma

Life is a game in which the player must appear ridiculous.

— Julian Fellowes

“It's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!”

— Lewis Carroll

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

— Edward Albee

Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby.

— Kanye West

I won't forgive, and I won't forget . You're unbelievable . You're ridiculous .

— Jay Figueroa

I think everyone knows the news has become ridiculous. It's entertainment driven.

— Adam McKay

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

— Dave Chappelle

I think a lot of people are capitalizing, perhaps exploiting, what was done via me, my family, my administration...

— Sarah Palin

I am writing this from what we Americans call Yurrp. In Yurrp writers are taken as seriously as Lana Turner's legs are…

— John Steinbeck

“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wants to make a million dollars, the the best way would…

— L. Ron Hubbard

You should hear me on my own. It's horrendous.I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I…

— Angus Young

The struggle to excavate your true, authentic self from beneath the mountain of conditioning and ridiculous expectation is the epic struggle of…

— Anonymous

There's this absurd innate need in most men to feel that they're more powerful than women are, which is ridiculous.

— Frederick Lenz

“One of the things that was great about my mom, as a mom, was that she always knew when she was being…

— Kimberly McCreight

The unaffected language of real feeling and benevolence is easily understood, and is never ridiculous.

— Maria Edgeworth

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see…

— Ben Feldman

It has long seemed ridiculous to me to suppose that the nature of things has been so poor and stingy that it…

— Gottfried Leibniz

I like Roy Orbison's video for 'I Drove All Night' because it's so literal. It is just a man driving throughout the…

— Richard Ayoade

'Noah' doesn't merely get the story wrong; like all Biblical adaptations, it's bound to do that (although some aspects of the film…

— Ben Shapiro

Weight gain can happen at any point in time, and it is something that you are dealing with anyway, and it is…

— Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

What is Time... That you speak of it so subserviently? Are we to be the slaves of the sun, that second-hand, overrated…

— Mervyn Peake

The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's…

— Jackie Mason

We tried the first evening to go down Division Street and Rush Street, but we couldn't get in anywhere because they didn't…

— Judd Nelson

Women need to take charge of their lives and be as dynamic and active as they can be. I know that some…

— Amy Poehler

I don't think people ought to believe only one news medium. They ought to read and they ought to go to opinion…

— Walter Cronkite

The reason I stopped modeling was because I was not pleased with trying to portray something that is impossible to reach. Even…

— Diane Kruger

Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor…

— Rachel Caine

Ridiculous as our market volatility might seem to an intelligent Martian, it is our reality and everyone loves to trot out the…

— Jeremy Grantham

Although I knew enough Freud to believe that the sex urge was an important mainspring of life, it still seemed to me…

— Paul Bowles

For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour…

— Kanye West

There's always the day where you do the effort noises, so there's a lot of grunts, huffing and puffing, pretending like you're…

— Dave Franco

To think that there's one version of a man is ridiculous.

— Riley Stearns

The ANC is more important than the Constitution.

— Jacob Zuma

The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.

— Russell Howard

The only source of the true Ridiculous (as it appears to me) is affectation

— Henry Fielding

I briefly thought of becoming a priest but quickly saw that would be ridiculous.

— Armando Iannucci

I mean, art for art's sake is ridiculous. Art is for the sake of one's needs.

— Carl Andre

The fake laugh that girls do around guys that they like is ridiculous.

— Anonymous

At the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime

— Derek Mahon