Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
(The mainstream media) are so vested in our first black president not being a failure that it's going to be amazing to… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
Here the system is creating an industry around the drug issue when it does nothing to stop the corrupt military that moves… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
You can say the president's private life takes up so much of his time that he doesn't focus on his job, so… — Tony Goldwyn Copy Share Image
The notion of a defense that will protect American cities is one that will not be achieved, but it is that goal… — James R. Schlesinger Copy Share Image
There's no doubt that cable news hosts can say things that the president of the United States shouldn't say, and people can… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
Most presidents have been controlled by forces that control money and special interests. When Donald Trump refused their money, he refused their… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have positional authority, and that is very hopeful. But the reality of it is the nation responds to moral authority,… — Tim Scott Copy Share Image
You don't have to be smart to act - look at the outgoing president of the United States. — Cher Copy Share Image
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There are limits on what a president can achieve or do, but the expectations are so great. — Robert Dallek Copy Share Image
The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I applaud anyone who wants to take on the load that comes with being President of the United States. You really have… — BeBe Winans Copy Share Image
You probably heard about the big prisoner swap with Cuba. A man who has been incarcerated in Havana for five years is… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I run for president because I believe that we can't just save the American dream; we can expand it to reach more… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Presidents don't have a whole lot to say about prosperity or the economy. Government cannot create prosperity. There are a lot of… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
You as the press secretary have to protect the president's interests and the White House's interests more broadly. And a lot of… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
You can't blame the President for the state of the country, it's always the poets' fault. You can't expect politicians to come… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
It's no accident that there is a nexus between Trump, Roger Stone and Infowars and Alex Jones. It's very much an Infowars… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
I can't imagine what it would be to be president when the United States at war with yourself. People killing each other… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
And I keep saying, whether you like the president or not, everybody has to pull together and help the president because, as… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
I would sincerely regret, and which never shall happen whilst I am in office, a military guard around the President. — Andrew Jackson Copy Share Image
We have bad things happen, but it's not like Syria, which we ignore and pretend doesn't happen. We've got it pretty good,… — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
I don't expect that the president-elect [Donald Trump] will follow exactly our blueprint or our approach, but my hope is that he… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image