I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“About all I can say about the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One wants recovery to start from the bottom, and the other wants it to start from the top. I don't know which… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
