I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If anybody ever tries to do an investigative report on a journalist, much like the kind and the way a journalist would… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim -… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
We have to remember that literally within months after Castro's taking office the planes from Florida were beginning to bomb Cuba. Within… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher Copy Share Image
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My first banjo? My mother's sister, my aunt, lived about a mile from where we did, and she raised some hogs. And… — Ralph Stanley Copy Share Image
You can be a flower in somebody's garden or a pig or the sunshine or a crow or a nightingale! Be something… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some die-hard male chauvinist pigs and there are some Neanderthal women who are threatened by equality - but the great… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
Genet raised his hand, and I squeezed my eyes shut, sure I would be receiving the worst backhanded slap of my life.… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach. Never get up from the table with an… — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
I don't think there's anything innately erotic about pigs. But, generally, they are sweet, shy, mysterious creatures. Especially the little ones. When… — Kim Deal Copy Share Image
Is this not enough? This blessed sip of life Is it not enough? Staring down at the ground Then complain and pray… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
Germany is the new pig. Germany depends on exports and its markets are drying up. When the Germans start getting 10% unemployment,… — George Friedman Copy Share Image
I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig!… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The sequence of theorist, experimenter, and discovery has occasionally been compared to the sequence of farmer, pig, truffle. The farmer leads the… — Leon M. Lederman Copy Share Image
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving… — Marvin Harris Copy Share Image
Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
