Pigs Quotes · Page 7

Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.

— Herbert

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.

— Bob Dylan

I grew up on a pig farm, about 2,500 pigs - we had way more pigs than people.

— Bret Bielema

I was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job.

— Douglas Leone

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

— Roy Blount, Jr

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

— Bruce Schneier

Some people fear gaining fame the way pigs fear gaining weight.

— Anonymous

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's…

— Sophie Kinsella

Like anybody else, athletes like to pig out on a bit of junk food every now and then, but they also know…

— William Katt

A religious college in Cairo is considering issues of nanotechnology: If replicators are used to prepare a copy of a strip of…

— Charles Stross

I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then…

— Michael Buckley

When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

— Louis Sachar

choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig…

— James Patterson

Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who…

— Laura Schlessinger

Chris Christie travelled to Ft. Worth, Texas, to give his blessing to a former rival who one week ago was approvingly discussing…

— Chris Hayes

I had more problems with the men in our own government, and not because they were male chauvinistic pigs but because they…

— Madeleine Albright

In all the round world of Utopia there is no meat. There used to be, but now we cannot stand the thought…

— H. G. Wells

“Our ordinary mind always tried to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to…

— Anonymous

When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for…

— Anonymous

The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put…

— Conan O'Brien

Hear and attend and listen; for this is what befell and be-happened and became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the…

— Rudyard Kipling

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman…

— Anonymous

Before this ugly edifice, and between it and the wheel-track of the street, was a grass-plot, much overgrown with burdock, pig-weed, apple-pern,…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Men, and pigs, are hard on women who sacrifice their virtue, especially for love." Mattis Tannhouser”

— Tim Willocks

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

— Don Meyer

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.

— Anonymous

Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!

— Christopher Titus

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.

— Marvin Harris

It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!

— Louis Sachar

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

— Albert Einstein

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

— Winston Churchill

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

— Sam the Sham

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

— Flannery O'Connor

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Winston Churchill

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

— George Herbert

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

— Judy Gold

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs,…

— Grace Slick

“Then the geese replaced themselves with six pigs and vanished.”

— Diana Wynne Jones