Pigs Quotes · Page 5

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

— James Altucher

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their…

— Adolf Hitler

[At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there.

— John Ratzenberger

Respecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health.

— Joel Salatin

I don't sleep with my pigs. But we hang out on the couch and watch Iron Chef.

— Hayden Christensen

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

— Fats Waller

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.

— Jeff Koons

“Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?”

— Paul Russell

Strangely, when I was a kid, my first acting job, at 5 years old, was a performance of 'The Three Little Pigs.'…

— William Zabka

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill (1874–1965),…

— Sandi Toksvig

“I didn't want to go this far, but don't you guys coexist with other animals? Even if you humans have a higher…

— Hitoshi Iwaaki

Clean up a pigsty," she commented one evening, "and if the creatures in it still have pig-minds and pig-desires, soon it will…

— Catherine Marshall

Pigs grow very quickly, and you can see a difference within days. So we would shoot with one piglet for a couple…

— Ravi Babu

“It's a pretty blokey magazine [ Bacon Busters , 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it…

— Andrew Symonds

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.

— Paula Deen

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away…

— Rick Riordan

Haemoglobin is a very large molecule by ordinary standards, containing about ten thousand atoms, but the chances are that your haemoglobin and…

— Francis Crick

The word "metaphor" means carrying something from one place to another . . . and it is when you describe something by…

— Mark Haddon

“Whether we're talking about fish species, pigs, or some other eaten animal, is such suffering the most important thing in the world?…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Mice and any rodentia. Guinea pigs. Even rabbits, I can't stand. Rabbits are cousins to rats. It's a class thing. If you…

— Sandra Cisneros

I'm a huge supporter of animal rights - and I've been an outspoken critic of the cruelties routinely inflicted on livestock at…

— Eric Schlosser

Once I was in Texas, where they had this thing called Ralph the Swimming Pig. You went into a theater and you…

— Margaret Atwood

I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason…

— Charles Bukowski

The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm. Each morning my father would come into my bedroom around…

— Armstrong Williams

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

— Joe Teti

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

— Kesha

“We are the pigs who put the pigs in power. If we wanna change that, we gotta build our character.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“And perhaps pigs will grow gills and swim with the kracken.”

— C.L. Wilson

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

— Anonymous

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

— Mike Harding

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to…

— Sinead O'Connor

No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different?

— Mike Ness

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

— Willie Nelson

If penicillin had been judged by its toxicity to guinea pigs, it might never have been used by man.

— Peter Singer

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.

— Robert Ley

I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal.

— April Bloomfield

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

— Walter Annenberg

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a…

— Philip Wollen

And thus did an Assistant Pig-Keeper become High King of Prydain.

— Lloyd Alexander

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”

— George Bernard Shaw