Pigs Quotes · Page 4

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

— Catherine Zeta-Jones

“people needed to be turned into frogs. Or pigs.”

— Patricia Briggs

The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

— Elizabeth Bishop

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

— George Carlin

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined.

— Paul Watson

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

— Bill Bailey

The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed.

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

— Jake Gyllenhaal

I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool.

— Vladimir Putin

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contrary opinions.

— Scott Lynch

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

— Eric Stonestreet

Kings live in Palaces, and Pigs in sties, And youth in Expectation. Youth is wise.

— Hilaire Belloc

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

— Erich Leinsdorf

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and…

— Salma Hayek

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in…

— Vivian Vande Velde

In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I…

— Margaret Cho

If arithmetic overflow is a fatal error, some fascist pig with a read-only mind is trying to enforce machine independence.

— Bill Gosper

By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a…

— Jerry Rubin

I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears ... I'm a…

— Ted Nugent

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the…

— Noel Coward

The system that keeps cosmic beings in a bullshit frame of mind of what existence is to make money off them, use…

— Giuseppe Andrews

“One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog’s nose, just like a piece of salami. The…

— Gail A. Eisnitz

“It's just the way things are. Take a moment to consider this statement. Really think about it. We send one species to…

— Melanie Joy

“COCK-A-DOODLE DOO! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT FROMO THE OTHER END, YOU LITTLE FUGGER?" "Kafir, I can say it with confidence: Today…

— John Green

You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which…

— Tara Reid

When I was six I wanted to be a ballerina. By the time I was eight I was fairly sure this plan…

— Elizabeth Crook

There are some die-hard male chauvinist pigs and there are some Neanderthal women who are threatened by equality - but the great…

— Betty Friedan

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Anonymous

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a…

— Henry Adams

It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.

— Georg Brandes

Madame…gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter.

— Georges Simenon

Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

— Bob Newhart

When you're given a brilliant child you polish her and let her shine. Pigs in Heaven

— Barbara Kingsolver

We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

— Tennessee Williams

I grew up on a farm. I'd watch my grandfather shoot our pigs in the head. It was horrifying-until we'd eat them.

— Odette Yustman

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

— John McCain

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.

— Herbert

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

— John McCain