Confidence Quote by John Green

“He awoke to his alarm the morning of the hunt at four thirty. It was the first time since arriving in Gutshot that he'd…

— John Green

“Cock-a-doodle-don't, motherfugger,'' Colin mumbled. But the rooster cock-a-doodle-did.”

— John Green

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm Let me show you the beasts of the yard! Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch

“The next person who tells me something like, "Squiggle-fuck the rightwise cock-swatter with a starboard jib," is going to get a knife to the…

— Scott Lynch

“Well, man, there ain't nothing I like to eat out better than pecker-poked pig-pussy!”

— Samuel R. Delany

“ Bang! Clang! Bang! Clangity bang, rat-a-tat! "Reuben, I have been thinking, what a good world this might be, if the men were all…

— Charlotte McPherren

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch

“Bill Door found a piece of chalk in the farm's old smithy, located a piece of board among the debris, and wrote very carefully…

— Terry Pratchett

“That'll do, Pig. That'll do. -Farmer Hogget”

— Dick King-Smith

“You have to go over the pigdog!”

— Stefan Kuntz

“A complete stranger--a giant pancake, no less--has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they be screaming…

— Janet Evanovich

“Look, I fetched some Fat Hen for you.' Jem offered me a bunch of wilting greens. I reached for the plants, rubbed the leaves…

— Martine Bailey