Omgwtfbbq Quote by Samuel R. Delany

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

— Ice Cube

“You have to go over the pigdog!”

— Stefan Kuntz

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”

— George Bernard Shaw

“Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.”

— Kelly J. Cogswell

“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big snuggle, with a side of scrambled eggs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, yes. Men were pigs. Some were piglets, all oink and no bite. Some were swine-intraining, teetering on the edge between man and boar.…

— Gena Showalter

“Touch me and I'll gut you like the pig you are.”

— Koushun Takami

“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact…

— Sy Montgomery

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My goodness, I'm like a hog at a trough!”

— Roxanne Snopek

“CHUBBY PIGS ARE VERY CUTE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH”

— Chubbypig

“I’d rather have my nipples chewed of by a pack of wild dogs than go out with you, Tug.”

— K.J. Bell