I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
There's not a day I live that doesn't start with me getting up and first saying, "What can I do for somebody… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I called all the major network news bureaus, including Public Radio, and reported ozone AIDS cures coming out of Europe. Not a… — Ed McCabe Copy Share Image
I don't understand the iPhone. I just don't get it. Don't ya'll have to write serious emails throughout the day? How can… — Ava DuVernay Copy Share Image
One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
We're all severely addicted to our phones... it's not glamorous or always harrowing even, it's just damaging. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I love cell phones. I see people so happy and proud, walking around. Gesturing, you know. I'm like Karl Marx, I'm up… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you're on a submarine you're usually underwater for months at a time, and you don't get to Skype or make phone… — Jessy Schram Copy Share Image
I originally welcomed the mobile phone, as it seemed to me that it would enable you to work from anywhere. On the… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
In those days, if you wanted a new car or a holiday, you'd phone up the office and they'd send you some… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Texting has become my favorite way to communicate. I feel like many of my relationships are based in this, because in a… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
After the phone call from The New Yorker, I walked more than a mile to church to thank God. But then I… — Uwem Akpan Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We once believed we were auteurs but we weren't. We had no idea, really. Film is over. It's sad nobody is really… — Jean-Luc Godard Copy Share Image
I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Turn off your cell phone. Honestly, if you want to get work done, you’ve got to learn to unplug. No texting, no… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Harold Ramis really got my career going and was a friend for a long time. I was doing a play in L.A.,… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
I have gone on the air and announced my telephone number at the Washington Post. I go into the night, talking to… — Bob Woodward Copy Share Image
I never got into using my phone's calendar. It's easier to write in my Tiffany day planner. There's something charming about having… — Ali Larter Copy Share Image
I considered calling Grace to ask her what I should say to a reticent suicidal werewolf, but I'd left my phone somewhere.… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
