Closest Quote by Chuck Klosterman

The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist…

— Chuck Klosterman

“I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog."…

— Chuck Klosterman

Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music.

— Chuck Klosterman

Let's say Twitter existed during the Civil War. We would have a better understanding of people in the Confederacy who were against slavery, people…

— Chuck Klosterman

All my friends are rock critics, so we talk about rock criticism a lot. Because of that, in order to be part of the…

— Chuck Klosterman

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

— Chuck Klosterman

But no matter how many times we re-rank the presidents, in another 200 years, the top presidents will still be Washington and Lincoln and…

— Chuck Klosterman

Different critics go to different lengths to disagree with that sentiment, but ultimately, they're the person experiencing this art, and whatever judgment or taste…

— Chuck Klosterman

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

— Chuck Klosterman

Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on…

— Chuck Klosterman

“I care about strangers when they're abstractions but feel almost nothing when they are literally in front of me. They seem like unnamed characters…

— Chuck Klosterman

“Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy"…

— Chuck Klosterman