Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
