“Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.” — Richard Kadrey Fear Copy Share Image
“Dignity is nice but it’s money makes the lights and shower work.” — Richard Kadrey Dignity Copy Share Image
“Thanks, but sometimes I think my sins are the only thing holding me together” — Richard Kadrey Gratitude Copy Share Image
“Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don’t have one.” — Richard Kadrey Breaths Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Barbed wire Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you, having cancer sucks, but being broke and having cancer is the shittiest fate that can land on a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Afternoon Copy Share Image
God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we… — Richard Kadrey God Copy Share Image
If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the… — Richard Kadrey Days of the week Copy Share Image
Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter… — Richard Kadrey Drink Copy Share Image
“There's something magical about the sound of breaking glass. Especially around a mob. It works both for humans and Hellions. If you… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Thievery pays for the tools, and the work shows me the mind of God. Stealing is a lot like alchemy, you know.… — Richard Kadrey Alchemy Copy Share Image
In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most… — Richard Kadrey Against all odds Copy Share Image
Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said,… — Richard Kadrey Closing Copy Share Image
Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and… — Richard Kadrey Bowling Copy Share Image
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all… — Richard Kadrey Busy Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons.… — Richard Kadrey Bigs Copy Share Image
“So, what happens next to a couple of outlaws like us, hopped up on caffeine and sugar, and on the lam?" "I… — Richard Kadrey Outlaws Copy Share Image
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The… — Richard Kadrey Answers Copy Share Image
“Seriously, I don’t like people messing with old ladies. Mi madre had cancer and gave all her Social Security money to a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“LOLLIPOP DOLLS IS like some weird little girl's hunting lodge. The heads and faces of every Japanese cartoon character and monster are… — Richard Kadrey Anime Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Imagine all of L.A. filled with windup men wandering empty-headed and waiting for orders and directions and purpose. That’s L.A. in a… — Richard Kadrey Desire Copy Share Image
“When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains.… — Richard Kadrey Deserve Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey Beer Copy Share Image
