Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Banish (the onion) from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. Its presence lends color and enchantment to the most modest… — Elizabeth Robins Pennell Copy Share Image
“I was supposed to be making some soup," said Rincewind. He waved the onions vaguely. It was probably not the most heroic… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold. — George Washington Copy Share Image
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
“This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's hard to imagine a civilization without onions; in one form or another their flavor blends into almost everything in the meal… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore Copy Share Image
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Unlike dragons, I love spicy salsa. In fact, the spicier the better. For me, the ideal taco toppings are chopped onion, some… — Adam Rubin Copy Share Image
You cannot escape where you come from, September. Some part of it remains inside you always, like the slender white heart in… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The black asphalt wouls shimmer with vapors I had a theory about those vapors...not released by the sun but by a huge… — Gary Soto Copy Share Image
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy. — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Or you can broil the meat, fry the onions, stew the garlic in the red wine...and ask me to supper. I'll not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
