“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And what do you really do? asked Tiffany. The thin witch hesitatied for a moment, and then: We look to ... the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Light died in the west. Night and tears took the Nation. The star of Water drifted among the clouds like a murderer… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There are the people of the day, and the creatures of the night. And it's important to remember that the creatures of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think what drove me away from being a reporter was an inability to accept that the world came in neat stories.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I happen to be one of those people whose memory shuts down under pressure. The answers would come to me in the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He stopped and stared intently at Rincewind. "Every night I come out here and look down." he finished, "and I never jump.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?" THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. "Is it like this every night?"… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
