More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I love to watch television in Babylon, especially the news because it's so full of corruption. I-man know there is so much… — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
The chief characteristic of 'The Tribune' under Greeley was an aggressive and even ostentatious purity. 'Immoral and degrading police reports,' and any… — Elmer Davis Copy Share Image
The Fox News makeup treatment is unlike any other in journalism. It involves false lashes, layers and layers of foundation, and heavy… — Amy Chozick Copy Share Image
My dad was a news editor for a Brazilian news station, and they had offices in New York and London. — Morena Baccarin Copy Share Image
I always know when my agents have good news for me because they conference call me. — Vanessa Morgan Copy Share Image
I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I met Ulrika Jonsson on December 8, 2001, at some party hosted by the Daily Express, or maybe it was the Daily… — Sven-Goran Eriksson Copy Share Image
I've always been a news junkie, and an avid reader of newspapers and magazines, and this interest only ramped up during the… — Michiko Kakutani Copy Share Image
The more abhorrent a news item the more comforting it was to be the recipient, since the fact that it had happened… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
What we know about diets hasn't changed. It still makes sense to eat lots of fruits and vegetables, balance calories from other… — Marion Nestle Copy Share Image
The good news is when we are in full-on sisterhood, women are the most powerful, political force in America. — Cecile Richards Copy Share Image
I think I have a pretty good take on popular culture that maybe makes up for the fact that I'm not a… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Now, many Americans fear that China might grow too strong ... I'm more worried that America might be getting too weak. It's… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
Democratic politicians, liberal activists and liberal news outlets routinely deploy incendiary rhetoric and wicked accusations to marginalize Republicans. — Gary Bauer Copy Share Image
“Democracy; Everyone's opinion is required! Autocracy; Someone's opinion is the best! Christocracy; What Christ said is FINAL!” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I can't begin to predict how news will be delivered to readers in, say, 100 years. But I do know one thing… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I am in awe of women who have full family lives and seem to work round the clock in the 24/7 news cycle. — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
For those of you who thought F. W. Murnau's 'Nosferatu' was his greatest film, I have news for you: his 'Faust' blows… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
Other people's successes are good news - for them and for you. Good for you because they show you a way to… — Steve Wynn Copy Share Image
I hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
And I sometimes find that members of my family are reading completely different news from what I'm reading, because they're not reading… — Martha Nussbaum Copy Share Image
Look around on your next plane trip. The iPad is the new pacifier for babies and toddlers. Younger school-aged children read stories… — Maryanne Wolf Copy Share Image
The good news is that we really do think that ... on the immigration issue, that we will, before summer, have comprehensive… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
We know that Google Earth and Google Maps have had a tremendous impact on Google traffic, users, brand, adoption, and advertisers. We… — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
Most of us can now record a whole series with the click of a button. We all have DVD players, and the… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
Whenever I see interesting names, I jot them down. I've found them in lots of different places: on the news, in the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm afraid Dr. Mondrick chose an unfortunate publicity device. After all, the theory of human evolution is no longer front page news.… — Jack Williamson Copy Share Image
With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the… — Henry A. Wallace Copy Share Image
The news media's silence, particularly television news, is reprehensible. — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
I want people to talk more. I mean, I watch Game of Thrones and there's all sorts of crazy nudity in it...and… — Craig Zobel Copy Share Image
We have traveled through space and time. We have been many places. Visited many worlds. And there is good news: the acoustics… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
I set a rule that people weren't allowed to send good news unless they sent around an equal amount of bad news.… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Here in the States, I have seen plenty of examples where those who have said something stupid or offensive in public then… — Richard Bacon Copy Share Image
Our deep collaboration with ABC News further strengthens Yahoo! as the No. 1 online news source, greatly enhancing our already robust news content. — Ross Levinsohn Copy Share Image
Winston worked in the RECORDS DEPARTMENT (a single branch of the Ministry of Truth) editing and writing for The Times. He dictated… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I've always felt bad that I never had more information to give people when they asked me about it, but I guess… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
![“I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always get it out. And I have three genius-level computer savvy kids who save my ass all the time. I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't watch the news on TV anymore. I get my news online. And like…” quote by Bruce Willis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/51b/bruce-willis-5056_ass_i-know-how-to-turn-it-on-computer-i-know_1641282.jpg)
