I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent Him Ah Picture Of My New Boyfriend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.” — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
She broke my h@,and think she can find hapiness wit her new boyfriend after making a fool out of me,neva try it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met Prince Harry at Westminster and I want him to be my new boyfriend, but unfortunately I don't think it is… — Craig Revel Horwood Copy Share Image
My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
You love new boyfriend?" "I think so. Yes." "Then you must spoil him. And he must spoil you. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I go to social media, check out my granddaughter's new boyfriend, but the Department of Homeland Security can't figure out they need… — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
The passing months have helped me to assimilate the end of our romance, but every time I see you I got excited.… — Kintu Steven Copy Share Image
I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn't need a new boyfriend. I'd had enough of boyfriends to last… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“If a man introduces his male friend to his extraordinary new girlfriend, his friend will think—I want a girl like that. If… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think… — Frank Miller Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think about boys?' I say, staring up into the dark. 'There wasn't room,' she whispers, and her voice is… — Brenna Yovanoff Copy Share Image
The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“You know, you seem like a completely different person, now that you're with this new boyfriend. You used to look like your… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I laugh at you so hard I start to cry. Your so unbelievable it's funny to me but not to your new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Fan-fucking-tastic. The new Boyfriend always loves being compared to the ex.” — Harper Miller Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's [her new house] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
“Sophie has always thought that the first time you get the hysterical giggles with a new female friend is like the first… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“We must find you a new boyfriend, Wavey had kept telling her, but what if a girlfriend was what Fever needed? She… — Philip Reeve Copy Share Image
“You better enjoy new boyfriend sex because it is soon to be replaces by new fiancé sex quickly followed by new husband… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Ken was Mary's new boyfriend, a nice guy who made all their friends comments, "Oh, there he is. That's what she's been… — Jennifer Close Copy Share Image
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