I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
