I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!'… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
