We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
