My wife, who does not like journalizing, said it was leaving myself embowelled to posterity--a good strong figure. But I think itis… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I've got my wife. I've got my four kids. I've got parents, grandparents still, and three really good friends. It's all you… — David Beckham Copy Share Image
My wife, Amanda, is terribly good at warping reality. She is like a bowling ball on a rubber sheet, and you find… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the… — Max Miller Copy Share Image
I really think I shall commence chapter forty-four," he said, patting his hands together. "I shall commence, I think, with a slight… — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
Theres nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example. — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
I am afraid that I am actually naturally good with money. My wife thinks it is because I am a Jew, which… — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. — Julius Caesar Copy Share Image
I had a lot of self-loathing, .. I've been self-sustained since I was 11. I've always been the one making the money,… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
My wife, the actress Megan Mullally, was an English major at Northwestern University and loves fiction. Like so many things in my… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: “My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
Years later, my wife, Ilusion, woke me up to the realization that you can't just "dump" your whole species simply because you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I don't take so-called "vacations" often. In fact vacations are more stressful than the lives my wife and I worked hard to… — Ryan McGinness Copy Share Image
I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jesus Culture. I absolutely love them. I listen to them a lot. My wife loves them as… — Reuben Morgan Copy Share Image
Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
