Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
People are always making a fuss over my $15-20-million salaries. Believe me, the amount is meaningless once my wife, Maria, finds out… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
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The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
My wife keeps me sharp. You know, she ain't going to let me get comfortable with this "Ice Cube" stuff. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I was silver-white by the time I was 35, but having grey hair makes me look washed out. My wife and son… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Me? I see an old, broke-ass black guy taking care of a bunch of kids, living life, taking them to school, and… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary.… — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
I feel it's right for me to wear a Canadian flag baseball hat. Regardless of the fact that my wife is Canadian… — Ashton Eaton Copy Share Image
I was kind of feeling a spiritual need all those years. My wife Geraldine and I went to an Episcopalian Church for… — Robert Novak Copy Share Image
My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of… — Alvin Toffler Copy Share Image
The fact was I loved my wife to a degree that I found impossible to express, and so rarely did. — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Having kids has been a fantastic thing for me. It's meant that I'm a little more balanced. In my twenties I worked… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
There is something about talking in the night, with the shreds of sleep around your ears, with the silences between one remark… — Margo Lanagan Copy Share Image
Julius Caesar divorced his wife Pompeia, but declared at the trial that he knew nothing of what was alleged against her and… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
