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Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways.… — Eddie Cahill Copy Share Image
I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I peeled off La Brea and went home and instantly made a reservation to come back to New York. Essentially, I fired… — Steven Shainberg Copy Share Image
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy.… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
I've only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven't had much of a chance. But boy do… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
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Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. We in Iraq… — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
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There must be something here for me to get or to share or to do. So I have the duty that I… — Gary Kraftsow Copy Share Image
I think your girlfriends getting Jealous," Luce said, gesturing at the pair. "Which one?" He asked. "I didn't realise they were both… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
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