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I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice. — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
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I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. — Andrea Jung Copy Share Image
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
That movie was my girlfriend. That was my girl." I knew there was going to be initial anger. As a matter of… — Craig Brewer Copy Share Image
