If you have a smothering parent, the effect it can apparently have on a child is to give them, in equal doses,… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
On daughter Apple's accent: She says Mummy instead of Mommy, I don't mind that. I will if she starts saying basil and… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The consistent thinker, the consistently moral man, is either a walking mummy or else, if he has not succeeded in stifling all… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
In the family of punctuation, where the full stop is daddy and the comma is mummy, and the semicolon quietly practises the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“Excuse me soldiers, but do you mind stepping away from your lady friends?" We were here for the prostitutes. "And why should… — Khalia Hades Copy Share Image
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I love a cardboard coffin. Both Mummy and Daddy went off in cardboard coffins, painted - Daddy's was rifle green. Beautifully made. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I've never turned into a bee - I've never been chased by a mummy or met a ghost. But many of the… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Mummy always wanted the five children, and she knew she couldn't look after them all because she was this absolutely glorious woman… — Celia Imrie Copy Share Image
So many people of my generation all grew up with that shock theater package on television of 'Frankenstein,' 'Wolfman,' 'Dracula,' 'Mummy,' all… — Rick Baker Copy Share Image
I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of… — Brendan Fraser Copy Share Image
There's a book called Mummy and the people actually seem to have become addicted to mummy dust. And mummy dust was somehow… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
When I turned 25, something changed in me. I see children in my future 100%. Soon. I started thinking I want my… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I have mummy truths to tell Whereat the living mock, Though not for sober ear, For maybe all that hear Should laugh… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Look, this isn’t The Mummy. It’s not like a teenaged girl’s diary could resurrect the dead or anything. It’s just the story… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I have a real soft spot for flying saucer songs and Frenkenstein songs. When I was a kid the first record I… — Tom Verlaine Copy Share Image
