Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]…If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
From a very young age, my dad did not have work, so mummy would look after the house. She would go and… — Govinda Copy Share Image
Darling Daddy, This is Rose. The shed needs new wires now it has blown up. Caddy is bringing home rock-bottom boyfriends to… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
Mummy just dry your eyes, Mummy dont you cry, I know we been through our times in a struggle, and I just… — Sean Kingston Copy Share Image
Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my… — John Betjeman Copy Share Image
“I can’t think of anything more depressing than to be an Egyptian high priest on display next to a set of vintage… — Jennifer Niven Copy Share Image
“At first it seemed to be no more than a chance ray of light beamed into the vestibule by the shifting of… — Seabury Quinn Copy Share Image
Mummy I love you you know that although we dont get along but thats okay dosent mean I dont love you I'm… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Before every show, I would call my mother and say, 'Mummy ,I don't know how I will sing today.' But that would… — Sonu Nigam Copy Share Image
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I go into a museum and see the mummies wrapped in their linen bandages, I see that the lives of men… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
“Mummy was a swine: a scum-cunted, likkered-up, brain-sick swine. She was lazy and slothful and dirty and belligerent and altogether evil. Ma… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
You want to know how Egyptians pulled the brains out of mummies. or built the pyramids, or cursed King Tut's tomb? My… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody,” he said bitterly. “We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I'm a mummy's girl, but I have grown to have a tremendous appreciation of her as a woman. I… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
If God lets me live, I shall attain more than Mummy ever has done, I shall not remain insignificant, I shall work… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
My daughter, Lila, is my style critic. She'll say, 'No, Mummy, you can't wear that.' She's very good. I do trust her… — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My mummy is so cute but a bitch too hyahah its her birthday on sunday and I dot know want to get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All that philosophers have handled for millennia has been conceptual mummies; nothing actual has ever escaped from their hands alive. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
I went in right up front and said, This can't be about some guy in bandages. I didn't even want to do… — Stephen Sommers Copy Share Image
The busy chatter of the heat Shrilled like a parakeet; And shuddering at the noonday light The dust lay dead and white… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
When I was three years old, a nanny took me shopping and I saw large cut-outs of Mary Poppins in the store… — Emma Walton Hamilton Copy Share Image
The redeeming feature of war is that it puts a nation to the test. As exposure to the atmosphere reduces all mummies… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
I remember one day my son, our Robert, was looking at me on the settee and looking at me on the television,… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Don’t you think I’ve had enough excitement for one evening, without the additional thrill of a strange man making love to me?… — John L. Balderston Copy Share Image
“Mummy became a shadow, a woman who had lost herself because she had never found herself. She had always done the right… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
Silent strength is the quality of all good men and most mummies. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.” — Morris Gleitzman Copy Share Image
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