Silent strength is the quality of all good men and most mummies. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.” — Khalia Hades Copy Share Image
My name is Eva, which means 'life,' according to a book of names my mother consulted. I was born in the back… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I was sent to boarding school at the age of ten. I think Mummy was trying to protect me in her own… — Lysette Anthony Copy Share Image
I could always escape into this demi-monde of homosexuality, which I feel really indebted to. It stopped me being a 'mummy's boy.' — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
“This is the Scroll of Thoth. Herein are set down the magic words by which Isis raised Osiris from the dead. Oh!… — John L. Balderston Copy Share Image
“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
“A mother made a deal with her daughter, "You teach me Snapchat. I will not bother you on Whatsapp.” — Bhavik Sarkhedi Copy Share Image
These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Watch out for love (unless it is true, and every part of you says yes including the toes), it will wrap you… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?' — John Lennon Copy Share Image
What a lesson, indeed, is all history and all life to the folly and fruitlessness of pride! The Egyptian kings had their… — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned to William in her distress.… — Paul Burrell Copy Share Image
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
