If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
“So once the zookeeper realized it was the monkeys who stole the bananas, he knew there was only one way he'd be… — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the… — Randy Savage Copy Share Image
The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no,… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
We seem to live in a world where forgetting and oblivion are an industry in themselves and very, very few people are… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Yeah, we call that mulling around. Okay guys, come on now. What we're going to do early in this game is mull… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out… — Tarsem Singh Copy Share Image
