The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
There are any number of things that survive great, and don't need any kind of consciousness, so why bother going through all… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
If you think communism is too hard a word - necessitates for government to be your god. And for government to be… — Rafael Cruz Copy Share Image
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the… — Curt Weldon Copy Share Image
I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a… — Elton John Copy Share Image
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, 'The Magic Monkey' - it was adapted from… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
I remember they did all the makeup tests on me for Darla... Sorry, for "the vampire." I was the test monkey for… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of… — Eldridge Cleaver Copy Share Image
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair.… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
Is it a democratic society that condemns people to the accident of conception? What are we-monkeys? If you expect people to be… — John Irving Copy Share Image
Each of us contributes our own piece to the whole, each in our own way, each in our own time with the… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being… — Criss Angel Copy Share Image
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
