“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.” — Michael Stephen Fuchs Copy Share Image
You know, you can really count on a monkey to surprise you as well. — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume. — Angelspit Copy Share Image
The higher the Ape goes, the more he shewes his taile. [The higher the ape goes, the more he shows his tail.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I would like to get some points across about my sport and hopefully people can understand it a bit more and appreciate… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
“The rich rarely give a black dog for a white monkey, my friend. It's the way of the world.” — Karen Essex Copy Share Image
“I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I was 13 and one of the boys on the other team called me a monkey. When I was younger, that sort… — Michail Antonio Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
In Asia, there aren't many characters as iconoclastic as the Monkey King. He's a trickster and contrarian character who works everywhere -… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
“Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates." "Yeah,… — Steve Purcell Copy Share Image
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty.… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the… — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
I work out for about an hour each day on the mat. I do exercises that use my bodyweight, then I practice… — Rickson Gracie Copy Share Image
“Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“I was reading about animals a while back and there was this motherfucking scientist in France back in the thirties or forties… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
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