Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
If you think your job is to fix what is broken, you keep finding more broken places to mend. — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
Saturdays have become like, you know, the Boomtown Rats - 'I Don't Like Mondays.' I don't like Saturdays. — Arlene Phillips Copy Share Image
Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The distance between Monday morning and Friday evening is a real MF'er — JG COPELAND Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As CEO, I had a standing 30-minute meeting every Monday to greet and connect with new hires. — Scott Weiss Copy Share Image
FOOD is the most widely abused anti-anxiety drug in America, and EXERCISE is the most potent yet underutilized antidepressant. — Bill Phillips Copy Share Image
If you didn't relax away from your work, you'd tear your hair out in the middle of the night worrying about the… — Robert Green Copy Share Image
“We woke up today happy that it was Friday, but didn’t know why. Every day is Friday for us. But we’re still… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.” — Dan Salomon Copy Share Image
I have learned to not let a bad race or failure bring me down, and always walking away with something positive and… — Erin Hamlin Copy Share Image
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You learn that you can never not work. If you really want to make it to the big leagues, there's no such… — Kid Sister Copy Share Image
I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we just… — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
There is no sign, not one sign, that the Iraqi regime has any intent to comply fully with the terms of Resolution… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
This was the first Memorial Day [Monday, May 1st, 1865]. African Americans invented Memorial Day in Charleston, South Carolina. What you have… — David W. Blight Copy Share Image
I'm going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr Copy Share Image
“From birth to death, from Monday to Monday, from morning to evening—all activities are routinized, and prefabricated. How should a man caught… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I can't count how many times I've heard a wrestling fan say they don't have enough time to watch 'Raw.' Maybe it's… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.” — Becca Ann Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. — Art Rooney Copy Share Image
“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On average, you will pay less for a home on a Monday than you will on a Saturday and a Sunday. — Scott McGillivray Copy Share Image
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Can't wait to start camp on Monday. Feeling really hungry this year. Watch out world. — Tyson Fury Copy Share Image
When you think everything is someone else's fault, you will suffer a lot. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“Allene never knew that murder could make Monday mornings so wonderful. It” — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image