How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday? — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Unless your 'man crush Monday' choice somehow has to do with cats or is Ryan Gosling, I seriously do not care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
“Do you think there will be Mondays in heaven?' (...) 'Heaven will be one long Monday'.” — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“A part of me was glad Monday wasn’t named Friday. It would’ve been too tragic. - Claudia” — Tiffany D. Jackson Copy Share Image
“So let's not ruin this by thinking too much about tomorrow. Don't make a wonderful weekend into a bad Monday.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I don't just hate Monday mornings; I hate Sunday nights when youre thinking about Monday mornings. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
F you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds… — Alex Agase Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's nothing but Sundays for weeks on end. Why can't they move Sunday to the middle of the week so you… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Monday seems like it was only yesterday, and I was head over heals for you. But now its Friday, and your just… — Anna Miller Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow is Monday and I’ll leave this house again. I’ll walk out the door and try to find a way to be… — Natalie Wright Copy Share Image
And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting… — David Thewlis Copy Share Image
I told him last Monday that I felt the way things were going it was unlikely that I would be able to… — Lucinda Creighton Copy Share Image
“Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney's rally in Mansfield, Ohio, on Monday began the way every political event begins. 'Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
I was co-parented by my grandma, and I was very close with her. I would skip school every Monday to have lunch… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
A high percentage of organisations develop a military rationale, whereby only a very small number of people make all of the decisions.… — Ricardo Semler Copy Share Image
Monday is President's Day and former President Bill Clinton is very excited. He is taking George Bush, Sr. to 'Hooters'. ... George… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We couldn't let anyone know about it at the time, but I wasn't all that healthy at times. I was battling cancer… — Carol Channing Copy Share Image
I give at work 100% 18% monday 23% tuesday 25% wednesday 22% thursday 12% friday 100% effort :P :P ;P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There is no 'grand conspiracy' preventing your from accomplishing what you need to do. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Even though monday is the boring but enjoy it like other days cause God granted u one — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
When it comes to leading people, there is no problem that is unique to you. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
“At least when you work the weekends ,,your Monday is not so bad day .” — Makis Philosofukciss Copy Share Image
Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each. — Turtle Dundee Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Every successful person has faced, attacked, and conquered adversity somewhere along the way. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
