Who buys a minute's mirth to wail a week? Or sell eternity to get a toy? For one grape who will the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you rather suffer 90 minutes or 90 years? (Regarding a Bikram Yoga session that takes exactly 90 minutes.) — Bikram Choudhury Copy Share Image
luckily, tiny texts me every five minutes or so. i don't know how he does it without getting caught in class. maybe… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
People are going to be way more patient listening to what I have to say now. I don't have five seconds to… — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you have an almost seven-foot wingspan and can guard multiple positions, you're going to get minutes. — C. J. McCollum Copy Share Image
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. — Aaron Copland Copy Share Image
Los Angeles residents are going to vote on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A closing team is so important in the NBA. The last seven minutes is what you are always coaching to get to.… — Doug Collins Copy Share Image
And blessed are they who have learned the rhythms of the invisible clock whose hours and minutes are immense and soundless. The… — Josephine Winslow Johnson Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, there was a prostitute called Maria. Wait a minute. "Once upon a time" is how all the best… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I have to be by myself when I write, and I never know how long it will take. It is like making… — Annie Fellows Johnston Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
My husband makes me stay totally quiet in movies because otherwise it's [five minutes in] and I go, "Oh, so-and-so did it,"… — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living?" "I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Reduce your humanity through what Jules Feiffer called little murders. The minute I hear someone trying to demean me, I know that… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
The manner of Demoivre's death has a certain interest for psychologists. Shortly before it, he declared that it was necessary for him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fine watching stuff on tape, to me casting is the most painful part of the whole process, it's like going on… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
His frown was less dark and more confused."What's new for you? Dancing?" And so much more, but all I said was, "Yes."… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do… — David Cross Copy Share Image
One of the most powerful concepts, one which is a sure cure for lack of confidence, is the thought that God is… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
There's people that say “It's not fair You have all that stuff.” I wasn't born with it. It was a horrible process… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Poor Martin. Geek or no, committing his soul to eternal damnation was a helluva price to pay for six minutes. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I love life, man, and I embrace every minute of it so maybe I bring that on the set. I love people… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
I've had to make the transition from sweeping in for 15 minutes, doing my stuff and clearing out, to carrying a movie… — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
It never occurred to me that I needed to say that I was gay. I simply am. Anyone who knows me or… — Michael Jeter Copy Share Image
That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
Life is flying by. You don't have time to waste another minute being negative, offended or bitter. If someone did you wrong,… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I never thought of myself as a rock singer. I was interested in songs like 'Heart Like a Wheel,' and I liked… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
Christopher Nolan’s 168-minute odyssey through the space-time continuum is stuffed with stuff of bewildering wrongness. — Joe Morgenstern Copy Share Image
The American does not drink at meals as a sensible man should. Indeed, he has no meals. He stuffs for ten minutes… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The only planning I do is about a minute before I play. I desperately try to think of something that will be… — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes. — Tony Lema Copy Share Image
I suppose I passed it a hundred times, But I always stop for a minute. And look at the house, the tragic… — Joyce Kilmer Copy Share Image
We couldn't get enough Jeremy Lin material in the NBA store fast enough. And when we did, it was just gone in… — David Stern Copy Share Image
I'm more focused as a singer and hands-on with music and more exacting, and less trying to furiously fit a thousands thoughts… — Dan Bejar Copy Share Image