I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's a whole bunch of things that go along with being a girl. You're not supposed to have opinions or… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
