Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married… — Diane Watson Copy Share Image
Married women are far more depressed than married men - in unhappy marriages, three times more; and - interestingly - in happy… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single person, and all the single people… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
“It was a good thing that when it came to married men, she was a girl with a firm moral compass, or… — Kiran Manral Copy Share Image
“In the end, it seems to me that forgiveness may be the only realistic antidote we are offered in love, to combat… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The vision which has been so faintly suggested in these pages has never been confined to monks or even to friars. It… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Globally, millions of married men and women engage the services of sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns about the increased… — Oche Otorkpa Copy Share Image
Nice men are ugly. Handsome men are not nice. Handsome and nice men are married. Handsome, nice and unmarried men are useless.… — My Lovely Sam Soon Copy Share Image
This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men. — George Gilder Copy Share Image
A lot of people are in love with married men. In fact, it's fun being in love with a married man! Your… — Esha Deol Copy Share Image
“Mr. Nixon, he was fond of recalling aloud, shook his finger in Khrushchev’s face in their famous “kitchen debate” and proclaimed, “You… — Theodore C. Sorensen Copy Share Image
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“I almost can't believe that I rejected Grant. Even a girl who wasn't in her right mind would say yes to Grant… — Brynna Gabrielson Copy Share Image
I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
