Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kids, but... how can you know… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
It's technology married with liberal arts, married with the humanities, that yields us the results that make our heart sing. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie, and took him for all he was worth. Now she's a swinger dating a singer,… — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
Terry Kitchen asked me one time why, since I had so few gifts as a husband and father, I had gotten married.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any life left, he's single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife! — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was… — Billie Holiday Copy Share Image
There is no slave, after all, like a wife...Poor women, poor slaves All married women, all children and girls who live in… — Mary Boykin Chesnut Copy Share Image
People don't think about the fact that when Barack Obama's parents had him - it was illegal for them to be married… — Kerry Washington Copy Share Image
“What is it about being married you miss?' Alan asked. 'Well, I miss my wife, you know," I said. 'But I also… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
“Yes, I do love my husband. I didn't at first. I didn't at first for a long time. When I left Darlington… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what getting married is? It's agreeing to taking this person who right now is at the top of his form,… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
I was just on the edge of getting married, and I was frenzied at the prospect of this great step in my… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
I don’t really have a relationship with the guitar; it’s like my slutty lover, whereas I’m married to the piano — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
True love. When wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE… — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
My husband and I have been married for 15 years. He is a priest in the Church of Sweden. I have a… — Sofia Helin Copy Share Image
She said she married an architect, who kept her warm and safe and dry. She would like to say she loved the… — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said,… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
When I was younger, before I was married and had children, I really was nit-picky, a perfectionist. I was very much into… — Nia Peeples Copy Share Image
Because of being married, I've met people and experienced all these little things that have nurtured my life - not so much… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
When I got married, I hired a great choir - the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir - to sing at… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
I'm from Texas and grew up in the South. Very old-school and traditional. Married, had a kid. Suit and tie. The guy… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's… — Michael W. Grimard Copy Share Image
You learn how to compromise and you learn how to read each other. Honestly, being in a band with two guys has… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
You know, I wanted to get married, and so I - but I, you know, I realize no matter what you want,… — Nellie McKay Copy Share Image
I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce,… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
The most happy women within their homes are those who have married sensible men. The latter suffer themselves to be governed with… — Michel, 14th Prince of Ligne Copy Share Image
“The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't… — James Hauenstein Copy Share Image
I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
After the success of Buddenbrooks, he married and fathered six children. Yet the surviving diaries tell us of recurrent sexual problems -… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I'm so ready to settle down. I just wanna be married, have a job that I love, and have beautiful healthy children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image