Married Quotes · Page 25

My wife's beautiful. We've been married for 23 years. She's awesome.

— Rex Ryan

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

— Colin Mochrie

“When it's over, I want to say all my life I was a bride married to amazement.”

— Mary Oliver

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

— Paul Washer

Money isn't everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?

— Walter Payton

I love being married. I love my house; I love my kids. I love all of it.

— Sarah Dunn

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

— Nora Ephron

A man is newly married who tells his wife everything he knows.

— Vikrant Parsai

'Married with Children,' we were good until the fifth or sixth season, and then we limped into the 11th season.

— Ed O'Neill

When your spouse becomes a congressperson, you have to adjust your entire life if you want to stay married.

— Jane O'Meara Sanders

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything…

— Oscar Wilde

I did not choose solitude. Who would? It came on me like a kind of vocation, demanding an effort that married women…

— Louise Erdrich

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

We waited a long time to get married. He came with his baggage. I had mine. While we sorted our issues we…

— Neelam Kothari

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real…

— Cathy Guisewite

Obviously, anyone who has seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith knows that husband and wife married spies is something that I find particularly…

— Doug Liman

“Yeah, you got married, didn’t you? But, you only did it because you thought we were over — and we’re not over.…

— Tarryn Fisher

“I'm thirty-six years old and I've been married once and he left and I don't want to feel this way anymore. Like…

— Noah Hawley

“I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did,…

— Crystal Hudson

My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

People get into relationships. They get married and have kids, and all of a sudden, you can't just pick up and go…

— Cristin Milioti

Until I was about eighteen, yes [I didn't want to get married]. But not because I felt like a suffragette, but because…

— Indira Gandhi

I got married because I knew it's going to be the same with us. I've never been told what to do by…

— Nazriya Nazim

My mother married again after my father's death - another Royal Air Force officer, and a very different kind of man. We…

— Philip Pullman

Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You don't get married for yourself, you get married because you're better together than separate.”

— Dirk Hayhurst

There isn't anyone who wants to see me married more than I do.

— Sheri L. Dew

It's terribly hard to be married ... harder than anything else. I think you have to be an angel.

— August Strindberg

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

— Nikola Tesla

“Next to being married, a girl likes being crossed in love a little now and again.”

— Jane Austen

I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.

— Salman Rushdie

“You're already married!" Hera protested. "To me!" "Curses!" said Zeus. "Er, I mean, of course, dear.”

— Rick Riordan

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.

— Gail Carriger

Being married, I would say most relationships are pretty codependent in some ways.

— Rene Russo

I always felt older than my years, maybe because I was married to someone older.

— Sarah Brightman

I am a biological female. I have two children. I've been married for 16 years. I've never been a man.

— Michelle Visage

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

— Nick Faldo

Married women are kept women, and theyare beginning to find it out.

— Logan Pearsall Smith

“Smle for fuck sake. You're married to me. Happiest day of your life and all that.”

— Belle Aurora

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.

— Gregg Allman