My parents are still married. They don't weigh 350 pounds; they go to the gym all the time. — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it. — Hattie McDaniel Copy Share Image
How the world can change, It can change like that, Due to one little word: "Married. — Fred Ebb Copy Share Image
If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me — Geezer Butler Copy Share Image
Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error… — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
“In my day you got married and spent one holiday with one set of in-laws and another with the others. None of… — Katherine Hall Page Copy Share Image
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it.… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Who the hell was this woman that he shared a bed with? A life with. Anger and raw pain surged through Harrison… — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married… — Gene Tierney Copy Share Image
I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
My wife and I got married on 12/12/12 in Las Vegas, and she was wearing a Slayer T-shirt. That tells you what… — Dara Khosrowshahi Copy Share Image
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
That's what my mother did. And my father was the first person she'd met who treated her kindly. She was terrified of… — Lynn Johnston Copy Share Image
We need to reflect with great seriousness about why many young people don't feel like getting married... For fear of failure, many… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I was named after my Jewish grandfather who left Poland early in the 20th century. What I knew from an early age… — Morris Gleitzman Copy Share Image
But Harry . . . even if we had met and married three years ago, you’d still say it wasn’t enough time.”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Let me twine Mine arms about that body, where against My grained ash an hundred times hath broke And scarr'd the moon… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
It's strange - there's a public persona of me that does nothing for me: the side of me where it's 'US Weekly,'… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Miss Prism: ... And you do not seem to reealize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man coverts himself into… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Poetry was the maiden I loved, but politics was the harridan I married. — Joseph Howe Copy Share Image
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Brett White Copy Share Image
I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've been married four times and caused a great deal of hurt and upset around me. — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
“She had been married to a man who had never bored her and these people bored her very much” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. — Chinese Proverb Copy Share Image
My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
I just want to be married, or just engaged. Basically, I just want a ring. And the tax break. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a dad. But I never wanted to get married. Alexis changed that. — Jimmie Allen Copy Share Image
I loved being in love, I loved my marriage and being married and all that stuff. — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
