“Real men can carry carpets, Claire. Keep that in mind when looking for a husband.” — Isaac Copy Share Image
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I didn't see my son walk for the first time. I've left my wife at home with two kids for long periods… — Jordan Burroughs Copy Share Image
If there's no inner peace, people can't give it to you. The husband can't give it to you. Your children can't give… — Linda Evans Copy Share Image
Wisdom is nothing more than the marriage of intelligence and compassion. And, as with all good unions, it takes much experience and… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
When my husband and I were in our twenties, we thought it would be fun to take up cross-country skiing as a… — Robin Marantz Henig Copy Share Image
My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“This woman enabled her husband to cheat, and she wasn't doing either one of them any favors. Instead of leaving him, she… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
Off fall the wife, the mother, the lover, the teacher, and the violent artist takes over. I am I alone. I belong… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner Copy Share Image
I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
“Trin Tragula—for that was his name—was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“I realized that a life without you in it was meaningless. The adventure I was living seemed so dull and lackluster when… — Sarah West Copy Share Image
“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologist, but I am a fan of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Marriage has become a battlefield where two persons are fighting for supremacy. Of course, the man has his own way: rough and… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't… — Pia Zadora Copy Share Image
“I have a dash of ADD, and I’ve always found my wife a bit dazzling, in the purest sense of the word:… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
“I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley." "Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!" "I… — Marsha Altman Copy Share Image
Communication is a very important ingredient for a healthy married life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
