I don't know how it is with other people's relationships, but my wife is always much more tired than me because she… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a 'he's so hot' type of way.… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Coming up with your own opinion is hard. When I go to see a movie I don't really know if I enjoyed… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved - with the price. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
My wife is very fit and looking younger every day, whereas I'm looking older day by day. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I had some terrible times - comparatively speaking. I saddled myself with a load of debt, I wasn't liked by a lot of my… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If you can help it, don't be rude to people. When you're rude about someone and the audience laugh you can't deny that it's… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I don't want a chat show or to be on telly every day, as that's not my business; my business is standing in front… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
