Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I would never be rude about somebody else in my profession because we all do this same thing. We're just trying to… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I sometimes reflect on my own life on stage and no one laughs, but you have to have faith in it and… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I had some terrible times - comparatively speaking. I saddled myself with a load of debt, I wasn't liked by a lot of my… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If you can help it, don't be rude to people. When you're rude about someone and the audience laugh you can't deny that it's… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I don't want a chat show or to be on telly every day, as that's not my business; my business is standing in front… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to do some cult, cool, late-night interviewing thing on BBC2. But everyone kept saying: 'No, Michael, you're teatime, you're… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I definitely wanted a Ferrari 328 - I was obsessive about cars as a kid. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
