I like the stage lights to be bright so I can't see people because I will inevitably only see the ones who… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
You have to be realistic. Not everyone is going to like you, so you have to focus on the ones who do. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
The people who don't like me are completely irrelevant to me, just as I'm irrelevant to them. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If I'm honest, I think everything is funny. You've just got to find the right way in. When I'm at my happiest and when… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I had some terrible times - comparatively speaking. I saddled myself with a load of debt, I wasn't liked by a lot of my… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
If you can help it, don't be rude to people. When you're rude about someone and the audience laugh you can't deny that it's… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I don't want a chat show or to be on telly every day, as that's not my business; my business is standing in front… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
