I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think it's possible to love your spouse too much, you probably haven't loved enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope all the closed minded people who are against gay marriage have the gayest kids ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever you miss me, never you cry. For a drop of tear in your eyes, is a day less in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What you see is what you're going to get. If something about your prospective spouse bothers you but you think that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I thought that the story was over when the hero and heroine were safely engaged. But its a lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I know is that it is you I want to see waiting for me at the altar, it is you I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who admires a fine woman, has yet not more reason to wish himself her husband, than one who admired the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The story is even Bill Wilson, a founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, couldn't overcome the sex monkey on his back, and spent his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are lost, and cant see the light My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright This is my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont want to be married just to be married. I cant think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
