Marriage. Why do we do it? Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up broken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes resentment ending in domestic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hours my husband works makes me feel like a single parent, which I never want to be... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont wife her cause she a bad bitch. Wife her cause she was there when you aint have shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a broken family. Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it not ironic, oh my husband? Your wife an adulteress. Your mother an adulteress. Your uncle an adulterer. Your friend an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage does not guarantee you will be together forever, it's only paper. It tales love, Trust, respect, understanding, friendship and faith in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is against nature. Sexual expression is permitted only within marriage, between man and woman, male and female. Anything else is an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A whole woman will always attract a whole man. And when they touch, they will fuse to create a whole marriage. Ultimately,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old dogs can be a regal sight. Their exuberance settles over the years into a seasoned nobility, their routines become as locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
