My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
