I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
We're creating a TV show of Scrooge, starring Jamie Farr, with Buddy Hackett as Scrooge. We're shooting in this Victorian set for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image