Happens Quotes by Bill Murray

“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and…

— Bill Murray

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

— Bill Murray

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being…

— Bill Murray

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

— Bill Murray

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

— Bill Murray

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,…

— Bill Murray

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

— Bill Murray

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,…

— Bill Murray

I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're…

— Bill Murray

I know how to be sour. I know that taste.

— Bill Murray

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

— Bill Murray

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't…

— Bill Murray

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

— Bill Murray

I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become…

— Bill Murray

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with…

— Bill Murray