I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“Listen here, I’m gonna give you all advice, cause it’s too late for this one… here’s what I recommend to you. If… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
