You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think the only reason I've had the career life that I've had is that someone told me some secrets early on… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You can't think about what you're going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.'… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With';… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I love the financing. It's fun to do studio movies, too. I think you should do both. You don't want to be… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
