You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
